Chapter 12 Continued(sorry forgot some details plus bored) [18 Jun 2005|07:19pm] As Esmeralda was in the ship pulling away a thought popped into her head. "Wait, weren't Yoda and the other girls supposed to be with Luke? Oh well back to buisness! Esmeralda stated as she pulled away. ********************************************************************** Luke sat in the alley by himself and he suddenly recieved a telpathic message from Yoda. In it Yoda sat in the lotus position. "Young Skywalker, dissapointed in you, I have become. The pub, you snuck off to, while in meditation, I was. Drunk, you have become, conveyed important information to the enemy, you have,better next time you shall behave." Suddenly the telopathic message was gone! 6 comments|post comment

Chapter 12- Esmeralda [18 Jun 2005|05:27pm] Esmeralda's ship landed on the planet "Cnulk." She put the ship in park and put the parking break on. She suddenly, takes a pump out of the glove compartment and begins pumping up her boobs to make them ultra big, then slips into an evening gown. Esmeralda walks to the back of the ship and ties the boys up just in case they wake up before planned, she stuffs the DNA in her jugs and prints out the map from the navigation device and begins to search for Luke."Hmmmm, maybe i should go blonde before I meet Luke." Esmeralda thought. She presses a button behind her neck and her hair goes from chestnut brown to bright blonde. Esmeralda grabs her bag and walks in her high heeled shoes to find Luke. The map told her to go past the lake called "El lago de una ensalada," then turn right and go into a pub called "Rookiemushkadookna," and there she found Luke sitting on a bar stool sipping a whisky and coke. Esmeralda slowly walks up to Luke and says "hello Luke, I'm Esmeralda." A blood shot eyed Luke turns toward Esmeralda and says "wha...how'd you know my name?" "I know your name because ever since you fought Darth Vador, I've always admired you, I've read about you in the times, I've downloaded things about you on the internet, what can I say? I'm madly in love with you Luke, I need you." "Well,well, well I uhh.... guess I can't recuse a uh... uh... fff fan." Luke studdered. "Well, why don't you come with me and I'll show you just how big a fan I am." Esmeralada stated flirtatiously. Luke stumbled off the chair and followed Esmeralda into the back alley. "Soo.. Luke where are you friends?" "fff-friends, i aint got not freends." Luke studdered. "I can see your drunk, but that's okay I just need to know some answers. Where are you friends?" "Wwhat friends i said! I don't not know what chu talkin about." "Alright, I am prepared to give you all that you desire if you just answer this simple question.What would you want me to do for you?" "well, I have always had uhh uh thing for polyneisan women." "Consider it done." Esmeralada pushes a combination of buttons on her neck and slowly changes all her features to suit Luke's desires. "Now tell me where your friends are!" Esmeralda demands. "Lady, I told ya, i don't know, last time i saw them was days ago we got seperated they are probably on a whole different planet." Suddenly Esmeralada begins to kiss Luke, then says "Now, do you remember where you two were seperated." "Why do you wanna know all this lady?" Esmeralda kisses him again, "Why don't you just answer the question?" "Well, we were at dada minport and duh something hit us and uhhh they went to the santa clause direction and we went to the wild west, then i come here's and all the pubs and i been chillin ever since." "They were in the main port and they went, north? Is that what you mean by santa clause direction, they went north?" "Yeahh, yeah right, North." Luke says as he leans in for another kiss, but Esmeralda walks away and leaves him puckering up and kissing the air. "Hey! Hey! come back hear! You bitch!" Luke yells! Esmeralda makes her way back to the ship. Then she opens her mouth and removes a diamond shaped container. Esmeralda presses a button and a series of tubes and weird looking concotions rise from the dash board. "Hahaha, now that I've attained Luke's DNA from his saliva during our French kiss, I can now begin to make his clones! Mwahhaa mwahaahaa mwhaahha arrgh arrch arch!" Esmeralda begins choking! The coughing wakes up Joe and Adam. "Wow! Whose that hot polyneisan chick?" Adam states. "What the, why the hell am I tied up!?!" Adam shouts! "Shut up, you pathetic excuse for men! I hate males, your all teh same, stupid, ignorant fools, who think with the wrong part of their body! Well your buddy Luke just sold your friends out and now I am going to use the DNA I so easily obtained from Luke and you all and soon my leader will rule the universe! Mwahha mwhaa!" Esmeralda shouts! "What the!!!Help Help! Adam shouts! "Who ya yellin help to, no one can hear ya, this ship is totally sound proof, now shut up, before I make you shutup!" Esmeralda shouts. "No way, I'm not..." Suddenly Esmeralda pulls up her shirt revealing a red and black victoria secret bra. The boys hypnotized by her jugs stare senselessly. Suddenly darts shoot out of Esmeralda's bra and hit the boys stunning them! "My point exactly!" Esmeralda states "men are so stupid." Esmeralda says as she types in the information Luke had given her and begins to steer towards north." post comment

chapter 11 [18 Jun 2005|03:30pm] sorry guys! i was over in ireland and i just got back. ok heres chapter 11....yay! Chapter 11 They thought they were safe, but soon the ship began to sputter and dropped back on the toxic waste dump. "Fuck. what happened?" Han yelled. "Uh...theres no gas." ariel said matter-of-factly "What! i just filled it!" Han shouted in defense "Next time, put the cap back on so the gas doesnt spill out dumbass." Aly yelled. The ship began to shake as it was bombarded with shots. The girls crowded the window and pressed against the glass. Darth vader circled the ship on what seemed to be a hot pink malibu speeder. Caroline, ariel and aly ran from the deadly pink malibu speeder of darth vader, as it continued to fire. "Where the hell did he get one of those things?" Aly shouted. "It comes free when you buy the malibu barbie beach house." caroline replied. Alex and aly regarded her with strange looks. "And how would you know that?" Ariel asked. "Uh....internet." BOOM! The girls and han went flying across the toxic sludge and landed face first in green oze. "Ew. What the fuck is this?" Aly shouted furiously. "Looks like Gooberkin waste." "IF that means what i think it does....some ones gonna pay." Caroline glared as she brushed it away with disgust from her face. "Ok at least you didnt land in purple goo." Ariel snapped, "Sticky, purple goo. YUCK!" "Yea, worry about your beauty problems later, time to haul ass." Han said as he took off running. They followed him as fast as they could, but they were running out of energy. "I'm hungry." Ariel said randomly. "So am i but its not like they have a mcdonalds around here." Aly replied. "yea, they do." Caroline said pointing to a small white building with a red roof and giant golden M over the top. Han turned around to make sure they were still following and stopped. "Where the hell did they go?" he shouted furiously. Looking around he glared. "You gotta be kidding me. If they're in there, they're in big trouble." Han said hotly. "Um ok i'd like a big mac with coke, fruit parfe and a salade, and aly you said you wanted a salade right? ok and one salade with two cokes." ariel said into the microphone. "Would you like fries with that?" "Yes please." "Ok, 12 dollars, pull up to the window." The girls grabbed their order and started running away from the fast food building when they saw Han, red faced and angry run towards them. "All in favor for hauling ass....like big time?" Aly said. "Aye" they said in unison. Ariel, caroline, and aly ran from now both darth vader on the hover car, who chased Han, who was now shooting at the girls as he chased them. "If you wanted something you should have said something!" Caroline shouted as she avoided the gun blasts. 1 comment|post comment

[13 Jun 2005|10:11pm] Chapter 10 by Aly As the boys headed towards Cnulk with their stunning escort, the headbanded clones of the girls turned their focus towards their plan to capture Aly, Alex, and Caroline. They did not have the DNA to create their clones and therefore could not completely carry out Mr. Rosen's evil plan... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile, back in the toxic waste dump, Aly, Caroline, and Ariel were running frantically from the constant fire from Darth Vader's Barbie Hovercraft. The sky was illuminated by the sparkly blue shots emulating from the glittering pink vehicle. Desperately calling Han's name, the three girls could not think of what they could do in order to escape Vader, when suddenly, Caroline remembered the power of the force. "You guys, I have an idea. Remember how I told you about Darth Vader's lingerie before I opened the box of reality? Well, I used the force. Maybe it will still work!" "But what can we do?" exclaimed Ariel. Suddenly, Aly said, "Well we could use it to crash his hover glider!" The three of them then concentrated so hard that you could see veins popping from their foreheads. Soon, they heard, "Woah! Woah! What the...SHIT!!!!!" followed by a loud crash. Knowing that he most likely was not dead, the girls quickly ran off. Ariel, remembering her communicator, called to Han over it. He responded quickly, pinpointed their location, and picked them up soon. The girls climbed aboard the ship with a feeling of great relief. Then Caroline remembered something pretty important. "Guys, we gotta find Julie, Alex, and Jaime!" Han replied, saying "Oh don't worry we have them with us." The girls looked forward to being reunited with their friends, and were ready to take on the danger that lay ahead. 2 comments|post comment

let's go! [12 Jun 2005|12:21pm] YOU GUYS WRITE THE DARN STORY, GET ON AN WRITE THE STORY! I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO SAY IT! THIS IS ANNOYING WRITE THE DARN CHAPTER SOMEONE ANYWAY, ALY,JULIE,JAIME,CAROLINE SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME PLEASE! 2 comments|post comment

Chapter 9: At the School - By Ariel [10 Jun 2005|11:11pm] ******************************* Back at school Ariel in the headband slowly walked over to Matt "I'm sorry young Charles, but I have something that will cheer you up." The girl said as she slowly pulled something out of her bag. "Uhhh....I'm sorry, I don't do drugs." Matt said steadfastedly. "Ofcourse not, Young Charles." Ariel said. "I want you to have this." Ariel handed Matt a Blue, metallic headband. "Oh don't worry, it's nothing but a convertible headband, you can wear it on your head or around your waist. Here try it." Ariel said. Matt took the headband and adjusted it around his waist. "Fits like a glove." Suddenly Matt's eyes glazed over and turned Silverish- Green, just like the hot guy Aly had been gawking at! Back in the room Adam, Joe and Melvin were with Julie and Jaime. "Young Adam, how has Alexandra Evans been treating you?" Julie asked. "She's fine, I haven't had the chance to spend as much time with her as I'd like, but I suppose everything's fine." Adam stated. "Wouldn't you just love to have one of those fifities sitcom girlfriends, like Joan Cleaver." headbanded Jaime stated. "Someone that could take care of you and treat you like a king, someone who could cook, clean and fufill all your desires." Headbanded Julie stated. " Ummmm.....no not really, I mean I really think Alex rocks, she has a mind of her own and this one time...." OFCOURSE YOU DO!" Ariel shouted as she was walking out of the room, Matt following behind. " You need a woman who knows how to take care of you." Ariel stated as she pulled a plate of yogonuts from her bag. "Jeez, what else ya gonna pull out of there MaryPoppins?" Joe stated sarcastically. Ariel glared at Joe. "Perhaps you'd like to be the first to taste a new treat I've created, I mean baked for you." Ariel said "this better not be one of those mudpies." Joe said as he grabbed and chewed the yogonut. "You must have one too Melvin and you should have one as well Adam." Ariel stated. Melvin gallantly ate the yogonut. "What's wrong Adam don't you want one?" Jaime asked. "Actually, I'm sorta eating healthy, Alex and I decided it's best to only eat organic foods to keep our cholestrol low." "Nonsense, you better eat up, it's low calorie anyway, hurry, hurry!" Ariel said as she stuffed a yogonut in his mouth. Suddenly all the boys eyes glazed over and turned Silverish- green! The boys slowly swayed back and forth. "Alright boys, wait here!" Ariel commanded. All three girls walked into the room together. "Okay, now the solsistium hydroxide in the yogonuts won't last long and the metallic belt will only last until we can get the boys onto the ship and through the earth's atmosphere, so we have to move fast. We need the DNA from the boys to build the necessary clones for the army, now I'm not worried about the 3 other boys, but Adam keeps giving us trouble, I think we may need to bring Esmeralda into the picture to keep Adam on "comfortabl," terms if you know what I mean." headbanded Ariel stated. All the girls nodded in agreement. "Okay, so we're all agreed then?" Ariel asked the girls all nodded in agreement. With a swift blast all the headbanded girls melted into one, very attractive, alien/robot. Not only were they a attractive alien, they were all the boys preferenced female features smelted into one. The alien/ robot walked out of the room towards the boys. "Hello boys, I'm Esmeralda follow me and I'll give you a nice gift for your troubles." Esmeralda stated. Slowly the boy hypnotized by the beauty of the alien and the lust in their hearts followed the alien out of the RPCS library to the back parking lot where a small buggie car was parked. "Get in and I'll give you your present." The alien smirked all the boys got in. Then the buggie transformed into a leapard print spacecraft and sprung into the air and up beyond earth's atmosphere at 1000 mph. The boys felt nothing. As soon as they were out of the earth's atmosphere, just as they had predicted Matt's eyes changed back to normal and the belt fell off. "Hey, whha, what the heck!" He shouted. Suddenly Esmeralda shot him with this sticky marshmellow material, and gagged him silent. Then she got each of the boys DNA, put them in a jar, injected each one with sodium hydroixite vixonoy and they all passed out. Esmeralada put the ships navigator on and typed in "Luke Skywalker." The navigator pin pointed the exact location of Luke, a planet called "Cnulk." Esmeralada headed towards Cnulk with the boys unconscious and their DNA in the jars. post comment

[02 Jun 2005|10:12am] Chapter 7 Hey guys Aly here. just thought I'd take the new chapter out of comments and make it an actual entry. I swear I'll write one soon! ****************************************************************** Meanwhile back on planet Earth The boys walked gallantly towards the school wearing a look of alacrity on their faces. "Hey look! There's Jaime and Julie and there's Ariel!" Adam shouted. He ran up to the girls. "Hey guys, nice headbands, have you seen Alex by chance?" "No Adam Miller, I have not seen Alex, but would you like to walk in with us?" Ariel replied in a pleasant and motherly tone. "Sure, but Ariel shouldn't you already be inside, you know getting things ready since it is your party afterall?" Matt chided "You know, young Charles, you remind me very much of Allison Emily, so inquisitive and charming. You two are a match made in heavan. Why, hello, Joseph, hello Melvin. My you both look so handsome tonight, allow me to have the honor of escorting you inside, or perhaps you'd rather have my lovely counterparts Julie and Jaime Wiesler escort you inside?" "Uhh...I'll take Jaime." Joe stated "Julie can escort me." Melvin stated "Very well, Julie, Jaime." Ariel said as she motioned for the girls to escort the boys. "I really like your matching headbands." Joe whispered to Jaime. "Thankyou Joseph." Jaime stated blandly. The girls escorted the boys up to the library and stopped at the door. "Well, here we are, be prepared gentlmen, you are about to enter my party, the party of a lifetime. Don't have too much fun." Ariel said girlishly. "Perhaps, young Charles, you would like to stay and wait for Allison to arrive, I've noticed you have not mentioned her all night. Are you coming to a parting of the ways?" Julie asked "No, what, what are you talking about. I like Aly, she is just an independent girl and i give her her freedom." Matt stated defensively. "Very well." Julie replied Ariel opened the door and the group entered. They walked in to see tons of people dancing on tables and music blaring from the loudspeakers. "I have a special room for you boys, come this way." Jaime said as she motioned towards a gray door. She took the boys into a small room with a projector screen and a fancy looking object on top of a filing cabinet. "I would like to show you something young Charles." All the girls shouted in unison. The girls turned on the t.v and project. The screen displayed Aly, she appeared to be gawking at a man with blond hair and weird colored eyes. Next the screen appeared to skip forward a few steps and displayed Aly saying to the man "Matt who?" Then the screen went blank and all that could be heard was Aly's voice in the distance saying ""OH my gosh! Oh my, oh my! This is divine! Oh my, my my, there aren't words." The girls turned the screen off. Matt's face went blank, I do not believe what I've just seen or heard, i don't even know! I am so dissapointed and hurt. Matt walked out of the room. "Does Aly not love me anymore?" He thought. "Dag, I can't believe she cheated on him?" Joe stated "So anyway, you lookin pretty fine tonight Jaime, that head band is so flattering on you, i don't know quite what it is, but it is so nice for you." Joe stated mesmerized. "You like my headband, young Joseph, perhaps we'll be getting one for you soon." Jaime stated "don't be an arse, boys don't wear headbands." Melvin laughed. **************************************************************** Back somewhere in space. Yoda, Jaime, Julie and the others had been swept somwhere on the unknown planet. The gravitational force had knocked them all unconscious and they lay on the unknown terrain. Suddenly, Yoda stirred and arose. He sat up a began meditating on a terrible vision he had just had. Minutes later Luke woke up. "Master Yoda, what do you see?" He asked. " Young Charles distraugt, broken is his heart. Been decieved by the one he loves, he wonders. Confused,and lost he is." Yoda stated. "But how could his love have decieved him, what is he talking about what could possibly have given him this idea?" Luke asked. "Ponder this, I will, leave me in peace, you must." Yoda stated. ******************************************************** Caroline inside the Silver Room saw before her the image of her perfect mate. He was everything she dreamed of. "Hello Caroline." Her dream man stated in a sexy voice. "You look tired, why don't you take a load off." Just beyond this dream man, was a box full of unknown knick knacks. Caroline had noticed the box, but hadn't thought to search it she was too busy enamored with the image of the perfect man. The one she only dared to dream about. 6 comments|post comment

CHAPTER 6 - By Ariel [28 May 2005|01:47pm] [ music | (i made chapter 6 into an entry -- Julie) ] "Welcome to Candy Land," the mysterious voice behind them said. ***************************************************************** The girls glared mezmerised by the tall, dark and handsome man the voice had come out of. He was about 6'1", golden blond hair, tan skin, and handsome chissled abs. His eyes were......well....they were probably grayish green, but to the girls they seemed as silver as the sparkling moon. "Jeez, louise, I'd sure like to bake him a cherry pie." Ariel thought to herself. "Thhankyou..." Aly muttered. "Matt who?" Aly thought "Wait! No, i am spoken for, besides he's not that good looking.....he reminds me a bit of Michael Stetz...hmmm..." Aly thought as she sighed. " What is this place?" Caroline asked the mysterious man. "Why, this is Candy Land, help yourself to any candy you want. We have the Doodle snaps, over there on the pink and purple tree, we have yogonuts in the garden yonder oh and if your not satisfied, you can always go to the Silver Room, in there I'm sure you'll find your heart's desire." The mysterious man drifted away. "Wow, he's hot." Ariel stated "I don't know if we can trust him guys." Han stated "Oh, Han, you don't have to worry, we still like you better." Aly stated girlishly. "That is not what I meant, young apprentice. I just don't trust him, the look in his eyes something is off about him." "I don't know about you all, but when I looked into his eyes all I saw was silver,it was the sexiest and most erratic looking eye I've ever gazed into." Caroline stated "Hmmmmm, this is absolutely delicious!" Ariel stated excitedly as she chowed down on a yogonut. "You guys gotta try this stuff, i've never tasted anything soo soo....i can't describe it, it's wonderful, it's amazing, it's it's yogonut!" Ariel shouted "Ariel, don't have foodgasim." Aly stated as she picked up a Doodlesnape and bit into it. "OH my gosh! Oh my, oh my! This is divine! Oh my, my my, there aren't words, shit we don't have stuff like this on earth, oh shit, ooooooooo shit!" "NO WAY! Aly no calories!! Look at the label on the pink and green tree over there, with the nutrition info! O calories in all the food! That is not possible!!" Ariel shouted! "No friggin way, this has to be some chemically altered shit or something!" For the first time in hours Aly and Ariel were not arguing, but stuffing their faces full of yogonuts and Doodlesnaps. "Hey! Lemme see that!" Caroline shouted, as she grabbed the yogonut away from Ariel. She bit into it. " hmmm....I've had better." Caroline said as she put the yogonut back down. "What, are you kidding me??" Ariel shouted again. "ARIEL!Stop shouting, your hyper!" Caroline retorted. "Damn, that was the bomb!" Caroline thought to herself. "I gotta go some place where they won't see me and get some more." Caroline walked around to the back of the pink and green trees to the yogonut patch and snatched up a handful. As she was about to stuff her face she noticed the Silver Room. "hmmm..... I wonder what kind of candies they got in there she thought to herself." She shoved the yogonuts in her pocket and walked into the Silver Room. ******30 minutes later***** Aly and Ariel lay in the pink grass, stomachs full to the limit. " Oh man, that was awesome." Aly stated "I still think you guys got carried away." Han stated. "oh Cool it, Han" Ariel stated "No, you stay here and I am going to check this place out." "Whatever.Tell us if you see any candy!" Aly yelled after him "I'm kinda sleepy." Ariel stated as she yawned. "Me too." Aly said The girls slowly began to drift to sleep in the pink grass. "I wonder where the others could have gone, maybe they're on the other side of this place. Hey, whatever happened to that Caroline girl?" Han thought to himself. Caroline stood stupefied as she gazed at the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen. Her eyes widened and began to sparkle like gold. ****************************************************************** 6 comments|post comment

I'm just a little frustrated... [26 May 2005|02:48pm] You guys I'm really frustrated because you keep changing the story. Can you please respect the chapters before yours and be sure not to ignore the story. An example: At one point Jaime, Julie and Ariel are being held captive by Mr. Rosen and the next they are safely on board with Yoda practicing the force??? Can we please make sure this kind of thing doesn't happen? I know this story is supposed to be fun and stuff but it would be cool if we could follow whats going on. Love, Caroline 5 comments|post comment

[25 May 2005|01:25am] I best be writing chapter 3 bitches! luv ya Alex post comment

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